The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @nocreativity ever

November 2014

@slk8500 @Uber waarom denk je dat? Ben wel eens benieuwd.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to slk8500 from Kortrijk

This is a nice way of losing touch with reality for a few minutes..vimeo.com/1086505308h

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I need chocolate. Now.

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thereaIbanksy Be patient. Good things take time.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:14 AM, Nov 30th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@BrunoByttebier oh! And a flux capacitor! That’s pretty dope too!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to BrunoByttebier from Kortrijk

@BrunoByttebier What is this sorcery!? (Who cares!? Where are my seat warmers and space trusters!?)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to BrunoByttebier from Kortrijk

Can’t wait for fanboys to start arguing which car is better by pointing out that Android Auto is better than Carplay. That’s what matters.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

PeggyRichie Today is a great day to start! pic.twitter.com/kAdN1DLO99

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:03 AM, Nov 29th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

I didn’t. Aligning stuff using CSS isn’t difficult if you know your shit. RT @sf_tristanb: I confess, I laughed. pic.twitter.com/Y5BOvJmOf3

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“Use our CMS wizard to set up WordPress painlessly”.

Yea, because setting up a WP site is rocket science.

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What the hell kinda day was that!?
Good thing we’re heading to Paris tomorrow for a few days of unstressing…

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@imgiseverything It’s shocking how unaware you are of how tired you are until you review your work in the morning, isn’t it? :p

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to imgiseverything from Kortrijk

@imgiseverything Sounds very familiar. The magic trick is to learn to ‘let go’ and just go home. Trust the fact that you need ‘a break’ ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to imgiseverything from Kortrijk

@WouterDS Ze zouden hard moeten werken om aan nihil te geraken vent… ‘t Is hier de ene ramp na de andere…

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to WouterDS from Kortrijk

I have NEVER been more frustrated with a project delivered by somebody else. What a complete bunch of amateurs…

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JoshHelfferich To clarify: Dropping out of school is an incredibly stupid and irresponsible decision and I would do it all over again.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:46 AM, Nov 26th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

I mean: when did it become ok to ship a half-assed product? You wouldn’t go on a date without taking a shower first, right?

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That last tweet is not only a reference for our own industry but also for the game industry (and generally everybody) engadget.com/2014/11/24/bro…

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Pick your poison: Miss the deadline (and fix your shit) or make the deadline (and publish your shit).

Pro-Tip: ALWAYS MISS THE DEADLINE.

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It bothers me to no end that clients get milked by half-assed dev-shops that produce supreme crap because the client doesn’t know any better

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Is there a professional way to tell people that they are a bunch of fuck-ups who aren’t worth the trust of their client? No? Too bad.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

iamdevloper If you’ve got a tweet count of over 50k, I could accurately replace you with a Node.js module and no-one would notice.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:58 AM, Nov 24th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

I like how people think that sites that use ads to monetize their business, should stop selling ads and just generate money out of thin air.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

It’s here: pay to not see ads on some websites. So nobody is monetizing “your data” in case you find that harassing. theverge.com/2014/11/20/725…

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What the actual fuck, @elonmusk. Is that some kind of hobby? Taking science fiction tech and just deciding:” Yea! I’ll build that! GO!”

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elonmusk Autonomous spaceport drone ship. Thrusters repurposed from deep sea oil rigs hold position within 3m even in a storm. pic.twitter.com/wJFOnGdt9w

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:19 PM, Nov 22nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for Mac)

According to the password-reset emails I get from Twitter, it seems somebody is trying to hijack my account. Sucks to be you :)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

Nope, that’s 10. I’m not gonna try to write that Tweet again. “Today is a day full of brilliant JS hacks”. Let’s just leave it at that.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

Deminoodle Sleeping Positions pic.twitter.com/EZ6d2x66bR

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:46 PM, Nov 21st, 2014 via Tweetbot for Mac)

I have to add some features on a site that’s (barely) running on WordPress 3.4.1….

Must resist the urge to upgrade to 4.0.1… RESIST!!

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Also: Our cat is snoring SO LOUD, I can actually hear him over my music (which is not exactly what you’d call silent)…

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What is it with big companies charging massive amounts of money (100K €) over the course of a 3 years and writing CRAP code… WTF guys!?

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“Your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars…”

Imagine being on the receiving end of that sentence.

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Javascript pro-tip: quickly clone an array:
var clone = myArray.slice(0);

Performance tests here: jsperf.com/loop-vs-slice-…

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Public API’s that require the client to send in the raw SQL string to retrieve the requested data. Please move along. Nothing to see here.

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Lips are considered ‘NSFW-ish’. Everybody I know has them right in the middle of their face. How is that NSFW? sploid.gizmodo.com/the-surreal-an…

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@mikebeecham @N_A_G_D Haha! Baby-steps ;) Just wait until next week :p

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N_A_G_D Dear community, I have a bold statement to make: I still like Helvetica Neue.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:22 PM, Nov 19th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

A few years ago a close friend of mine died. From time to time I still leave her a message on Facebook. I don’t understand why I do this.

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@hannes_bhc uw gezicht oo die foto, maat :’) lijk nen serie-moordenaar. Fucking freaky as hell.

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@Telenet Was wifi alsook UTP. Heb de telenet router even herstart (elektriciteit uit en weer in). Nu haal ik weer optimale snelheden. Vreemd

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Telenet from Kortrijk

@Telenet: problemen in harelbeke? Ik haal hier maar 25Mbit terwijl het normaal rond de 150Mbit zou moeten zijn… Is niet de eerste keer :/

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

“MySQL server has gone away”

Yo, I was asking you something…
That’s pretty rude of him…

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

mesilov @andrey_sitnik @ki_zu а почему вот так вот всё? pic.twitter.com/YhAGi6AFbP

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Dear @mggtTaylor: No shame in wearing that shirt. Please continue wearing things you feel comfortable in. Your look is rad! And congrats ;)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

Trying to catch up on email after a week of stress and no time… I need a better management systempic.twitter.com/mAW6Fgy0d5y0d5

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

It fascinates me how solving problems on the web calms me down and distracts me from solving problems in the real world.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

Music really is the only way you can bring peace to your soul; even in the worst of days..youtube.com/watch?v=E8STul…SD

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reasonsto Happy Hump Wednesday! pic.twitter.com/6vexeOunju

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Nov 12th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

If your WordPress site has 47 plugins, you’re doing it wrong.

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Clients not paying invoices on time is one thing. Clients lying about having made the payment is a very different one.

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I wonder why everything smells so much better when you get hungry…

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Working on a rather large project that’s being managed in Basecamp.That’s not a PM tool;just a huge central dump with no organization at all

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

@Jonazzty Ging gewoon snel. Hebt ge soms eh :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Jonazzty from Kortrijk

@Jonazzty Wat @anthonyvanoyen zegt: Ik heb de mijne 10 dagen na bestelling ontvangen. Maat van mij na 4 dagen (inclu weekend).

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to anthonyvanoyen from Kortrijk

But as far as the soul behind the eyes in my mirrors go:Not gonna let anything bring me down. “Problems are just opportunities in disguise”.

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

Shitty start to a shitty week. Can’t wait for all this to be over. All it is, is just a good waste of life.

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Went to see Interstellar tonight. Not a huge fan. But it did make me realize we should work harder to save our planet.

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tonylukasavage If you try to sum up what you know about a person from a screencap of 140 characters, you should be embarrassed with yourself.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 3:02 PM, Nov 8th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

About a year ago, we got a furry kitten and named him Rex. I just found these videos from way back. Cat-video-alert! youtube.com/watch?v=GNpNZM…

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

urbanphoto_blog Photo of the Day: The 8000 lighted balloons tracing the path of the Berlin Wall on the 25th anniversary of its fall pic.twitter.com/okHD8rXiYi

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:46 PM, Nov 7th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Today seems to be “full circle day”. 8 years of talks and YouTube videos that finally come tight in this 40 minute talk.

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Namur

Interesting point: “There are more cameras in this room than people”.

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I just met a funny French guy at the ladies bathroom. So many question marks. Don’t ask.

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Help this guy and his family. RT @zofie: A new car for Abdeslam gofund.me/newcarforabdes… via @gofundme

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You know the impending doom when somebody says “watch this!!”…. Chec@CaseyNeistatat’s snapchat story to get a really good laugh. ;)

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dimitryz @iamdevloper They all learned javascript. If you want a good JS developer, get an old flash guy.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 AM, Nov 7th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

So this bigass hotel room has decent protected wifi that is so fast that I can actually stream Netflix. What is this sorcery!?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Namur

This hotel room is huge. No jokes. I’m sure it could rival most living rooms. Twice.

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“What if your smart toaster starts to emotionally manipulate you?”

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Met @CaseyNeistat at . Obligatory fanboy-selfie included with this tweet. Thanks, Casey! pic.twitter.com/mSkGtB9Caj

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New smart watch prototype by @miespaties. It has killer battery life, I’m told. pic.twitter.com/TYZM1UjJVf

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Heading to @Kikk_Festival today. Really been looking forward to this :)

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And with that brilliant piece of WordPress ingenuity, I’m calling it a day! (Yes, I’m proud of a tiny super elegant solution I invented)

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Waaaay too early for my client meeting. Damn you, you unpredictable Belgian traffic.

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“protip: blame someone else” - @mknol

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craigmod Safari > Prefs > Advanced > Show full website address

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Nov 5th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Taking ACF5 Pro for a quick spin. Pretty nice! I might stop using Redux Framework soon… Too bad Redux Options pages look so much better.

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Even though, I knew full well what was going to happen, I am nonetheless fascinated to no end..youtube.com/watch?v=E43-Cf…PU

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@CaseyNeistat Hey Casey, since you’re in Belgium at the end of the week, you feel like hanging out at KIKK and going for lunch/dinner?

via Tweetbot for Mac from Kortrijk

I like making things responsive. Whenever I resize the browser and everything re-arranges, it feels like magic. Almost God-like.

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Totally forgot about this! A new (super insane hi-res) render: Craving. nocreativity.com/blog/new-rende…

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Building my own bootstrap skin. First times for everything, right?

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Was going to shrink a hi-res retina image down to 50%… Accidentally entered a 0 too much… Spinning beachballs galore.

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iOS App designers: Don’t use 1920 x 1080 for iPhone 6+ design, instead use 2208 x 1242. medium.com/@brucewangsg/t…

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Run this JS in your dev console ;) RT @lamazone: Array(16).join(“lol” - 2) + ” Batman!”; [HT @garybernhardt]

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@katharinahaeb I don’t do coffee. Coffee is for the weak! Cold showers however ;) And metal? I never thought of you as a metal-listener :-o

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to katharinahaeb from Kortrijk

@katharinahaeb Actually not. I did however have a ‘did I at any point sleep?’-night ;)

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Working on a page where it says ‘keep scrollin’… Now all I can think about is Limp Bizkitpic.twitter.com/lffsDlWViBiB

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Whenever something I do in CSS doesn’t work,I immediately start question myself.Then I figure out what was wrong and I think to myself:Idiot

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Pretty inspiring story today in @CaseyNeistat’s snapchat. Go check it out.

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Define irony:people bitching about digital privacy but can’t wait to slap a smartwatch that’s essentially a tracking bracelet on their wrist

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It’s one of these days where you wake up and it feels like you’re still asleep…

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Whoa, I finally got it to work! Well, I know where the rest of my weekend is going. Being a JS hacker is starting to really pay off!

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For a second there I considered exploring the Plex Web Player source code but then I realized it’s 53.629 lines. pic.twitter.com/xoqlM8uZXl

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i can’t believe there’s still no official documentation on the Plex Media Server Transcoding API. Or at least it’s very well hidden…

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