This is a nice way of losing touch with reality for a few minutes..vimeo.com/1086505308h
I need chocolate. Now.
thereaIbanksy Be patient. Good things take time.
@BrunoByttebier oh! And a flux capacitor! That’s pretty dope too!
@BrunoByttebier What is this sorcery!? (Who cares!? Where are my seat warmers and space trusters!?)
Can’t wait for fanboys to start arguing which car is better by pointing out that Android Auto is better than Carplay. That’s what matters.
PeggyRichie Today is a great day to start! #doitnow #nothingwrongwithyou pic.twitter.com/kAdN1DLO99
I didn’t. Aligning stuff using CSS isn’t difficult if you know your shit. RT @sf_tristanb: I confess, I laughed. #css pic.twitter.com/Y5BOvJmOf3
“Use our CMS wizard to set up WordPress painlessly”.
Yea, because setting up a WP site is rocket science.
What the hell kinda day was that!?
Good thing we’re heading to Paris tomorrow for a few days of unstressing…
@imgiseverything It’s shocking how unaware you are of how tired you are until you review your work in the morning, isn’t it? :p
@imgiseverything Sounds very familiar. The magic trick is to learn to ‘let go’ and just go home. Trust the fact that you need ‘a break’ ;)
@WouterDS Ze zouden hard moeten werken om aan nihil te geraken vent… ‘t Is hier de ene ramp na de andere…
I have NEVER been more frustrated with a project delivered by somebody else. What a complete bunch of amateurs…
JoshHelfferich To clarify: Dropping out of school is an incredibly stupid and irresponsible decision and I would do it all over again.
I mean: when did it become ok to ship a half-assed product? You wouldn’t go on a date without taking a shower first, right?
That last tweet is not only a reference for our own industry but also for the game industry (and generally everybody) engadget.com/2014/11/24/bro…
Pick your poison: Miss the deadline (and fix your shit) or make the deadline (and publish your shit).
Pro-Tip: ALWAYS MISS THE DEADLINE.
It bothers me to no end that clients get milked by half-assed dev-shops that produce supreme crap because the client doesn’t know any better
Is there a professional way to tell people that they are a bunch of fuck-ups who aren’t worth the trust of their client? No? Too bad.
What a crazy day!
iamdevloper If you’ve got a tweet count of over 50k, I could accurately replace you with a Node.js module and no-one would notice.
I like how people think that sites that use ads to monetize their business, should stop selling ads and just generate money out of thin air.
It’s here: pay to not see ads on some websites. So nobody is monetizing “your data” in case you find that harassing. theverge.com/2014/11/20/725…
What the actual fuck, @elonmusk. Is that some kind of hobby? Taking science fiction tech and just deciding:” Yea! I’ll build that! GO!”
elonmusk Autonomous spaceport drone ship. Thrusters repurposed from deep sea oil rigs hold position within 3m even in a storm. pic.twitter.com/wJFOnGdt9w
According to the password-reset emails I get from Twitter, it seems somebody is trying to hijack my account. Sucks to be you :)
Sleep eludes me.
Nope, that’s 10. I’m not gonna try to write that Tweet again. “Today is a day full of brilliant JS hacks”. Let’s just leave it at that.
Deminoodle Sleeping Positions pic.twitter.com/EZ6d2x66bR
I have to add some features on a site that’s (barely) running on WordPress 3.4.1….
Must resist the urge to upgrade to 4.0.1… RESIST!!
Also: Our cat is snoring SO LOUD, I can actually hear him over my music (which is not exactly what you’d call silent)…
What is it with big companies charging massive amounts of money (100K €) over the course of a 3 years and writing CRAP code… WTF guys!?
“Your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars…”
Imagine being on the receiving end of that sentence.
Javascript pro-tip: quickly clone an array:
var clone = myArray.slice(0);
Performance tests here: jsperf.com/loop-vs-slice-…
Public API’s that require the client to send in the raw SQL string to retrieve the requested data. Please move along. Nothing to see here.
Lips are considered ‘NSFW-ish’. Everybody I know has them right in the middle of their face. How is that NSFW? sploid.gizmodo.com/the-surreal-an…
@mikebeecham @N_A_G_D Haha! Baby-steps ;) Just wait until next week :p
N_A_G_D Dear #design community, I have a bold statement to make: I still like Helvetica Neue. #typography #admittingisthefirststep
A few years ago a close friend of mine died. From time to time I still leave her a message on Facebook. I don’t understand why I do this.
@hannes_bhc uw gezicht oo die foto, maat :’) lijk nen serie-moordenaar. Fucking freaky as hell.
@Telenet Was wifi alsook UTP. Heb de telenet router even herstart (elektriciteit uit en weer in). Nu haal ik weer optimale snelheden. Vreemd
@Telenet: problemen in harelbeke? Ik haal hier maar 25Mbit terwijl het normaal rond de 150Mbit zou moeten zijn… Is niet de eerste keer :/
“MySQL server has gone away”
Yo, I was asking you something…
That’s pretty rude of him…
mesilov @andrey_sitnik @ki_zu а почему вот так вот всё? pic.twitter.com/YhAGi6AFbP
Dear @mggtTaylor: No shame in wearing that shirt. Please continue wearing things you feel comfortable in. Your look is rad! And congrats ;)
Trying to catch up on email after a week of stress and no time… I need a better management systempic.twitter.com/mAW6Fgy0d5y0d5
It fascinates me how solving problems on the web calms me down and distracts me from solving problems in the real world.
Music really is the only way you can bring peace to your soul; even in the worst of days..youtube.com/watch?v=E8STul…SD
reasonsto Happy Hump Wednesday! pic.twitter.com/6vexeOunju
If your WordPress site has 47 plugins, you’re doing it wrong.
Clients not paying invoices on time is one thing. Clients lying about having made the payment is a very different one.
I wonder why everything smells so much better when you get hungry…
Working on a rather large project that’s being managed in Basecamp.That’s not a PM tool;just a huge central dump with no organization at all
@Jonazzty Ging gewoon snel. Hebt ge soms eh :)
@Jonazzty Wat @anthonyvanoyen zegt: Ik heb de mijne 10 dagen na bestelling ontvangen. Maat van mij na 4 dagen (inclu weekend).
But as far as the soul behind the eyes in my mirrors go:Not gonna let anything bring me down. “Problems are just opportunities in disguise”.
Shitty start to a shitty week. Can’t wait for all this to be over. All it is, is just a good waste of life.
Went to see Interstellar tonight. Not a huge fan. But it did make me realize we should work harder to save our planet.
tonylukasavage If you try to sum up what you know about a person from a screencap of 140 characters, you should be embarrassed with yourself.
About a year ago, we got a furry kitten and named him Rex. I just found these videos from way back. Cat-video-alert! youtube.com/watch?v=GNpNZM…
urbanphoto_blog Photo of the Day: The 8000 lighted balloons tracing the path of the Berlin Wall on the 25th anniversary of its fall pic.twitter.com/okHD8rXiYi
@valleeduhamel Poor fishy!! :(
Today seems to be “full circle day”. 8 years of talks and YouTube videos that finally come tight in this 40 minute talk. #kikk2014
Interesting point: “There are more cameras in this room than people”. #kikk2014
I just met a funny French guy at the ladies bathroom. So many question marks. Don’t ask. #kikk14
This. - @prgarc #kikk14 pic.twitter.com/O14V2ROjvu
Help this guy and his family. RT @zofie: A new car for Abdeslam gofund.me/newcarforabdes… via @gofundme
You know the impending doom when somebody says “watch this!!”…. Chec@CaseyNeistatat’s snapchat story to get a really good laugh. ;)
dimitryz @iamdevloper They all learned javascript. If you want a good JS developer, get an old flash guy.
So this bigass hotel room has decent protected wifi that is so fast that I can actually stream Netflix. What is this sorcery!?
This hotel room is huge. No jokes. I’m sure it could rival most living rooms. Twice.
“What if your smart toaster starts to emotionally manipulate you?” #kikk14
Met @CaseyNeistat at #kikk2014. Obligatory fanboy-selfie included with this tweet. Thanks, Casey! pic.twitter.com/mSkGtB9Caj
New smart watch prototype by @miespaties. It has killer battery life, I’m told. #kikk2014 pic.twitter.com/TYZM1UjJVf
Namur, I am in you! #kikk pic.twitter.com/ocL3VpeeQ9
Heading to @Kikk_Festival today. Really been looking forward to this :)
@miespaties @Kikk_Festival! Cool! See you in Namur! ;)
And with that brilliant piece of WordPress ingenuity, I’m calling it a day! (Yes, I’m proud of a tiny super elegant solution I invented)
Waaaay too early for my client meeting. Damn you, you unpredictable Belgian traffic.
“protip: blame someone else” - @mknol
craigmod Safari > Prefs > Advanced > Show full website address
Taking ACF5 Pro for a quick spin. Pretty nice! I might stop using Redux Framework soon… Too bad Redux Options pages look so much better.
Even though, I knew full well what was going to happen, I am nonetheless fascinated to no end..youtube.com/watch?v=E43-Cf…PU
@CaseyNeistat Hey Casey, since you’re in Belgium at the end of the week, you feel like hanging out at KIKK and going for lunch/dinner?
I like making things responsive. Whenever I resize the browser and everything re-arranges, it feels like magic. Almost God-like.
Totally forgot about this! A new (super insane hi-res) render: Craving. nocreativity.com/blog/new-rende…
Building my own bootstrap skin. First times for everything, right?
Was going to shrink a hi-res retina image down to 50%… Accidentally entered a 0 too much… Spinning beachballs galore.
iOS App designers: Don’t use 1920 x 1080 for iPhone 6+ design, instead use 2208 x 1242. medium.com/@brucewangsg/t…
Run this JS in your dev console ;) RT @lamazone: Array(16).join(“lol” - 2) + ” Batman!”; [HT @garybernhardt]
@katharinahaeb I don’t do coffee. Coffee is for the weak! Cold showers however ;) And metal? I never thought of you as a metal-listener :-o
@katharinahaeb Actually not. I did however have a ‘did I at any point sleep?’-night ;)
Working on a page where it says ‘keep scrollin’… Now all I can think about is Limp Bizkitpic.twitter.com/lffsDlWViBiB
Whenever something I do in CSS doesn’t work,I immediately start question myself.Then I figure out what was wrong and I think to myself:Idiot
Pretty inspiring story today in @CaseyNeistat’s snapchat. Go check it out.
Define irony:people bitching about digital privacy but can’t wait to slap a smartwatch that’s essentially a tracking bracelet on their wrist
It’s one of these days where you wake up and it feels like you’re still asleep…
Whoa, I finally got it to work! Well, I know where the rest of my weekend is going. Being a JS hacker is starting to really pay off!
For a second there I considered exploring the Plex Web Player source code but then I realized it’s 53.629 lines. pic.twitter.com/xoqlM8uZXl
i can’t believe there’s still no official documentation on the Plex Media Server Transcoding API. Or at least it’s very well hidden…